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A person who has their make-up done well but is otherwise in bed. Typically have messy hair and PJs on.
"I did my make-up but then just laid in bed all day. What a waste."
"You're such a bed bird."
Alternate name for banging a bitch good and proper - riding a bird like you are in the Kentucky Derby
Mane A: "How did you go with your date last night brother?"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"
1) The result of a bird entering into a jet turbine
2) Bloody Excrement
3) a term commonly used to deny the existence of extra-terrestrials
4) some nasty shit
a) "yo bitch, yo need ta clean dat bird pulp out yo weave"
b) * pilot speaking to co-pilot* " Take over for a second rookie, I gotta hit the can, that Simpler Times last night gave me the bird pulp "
c) " The Phoenix Lights are oft' refuted to be nothing more than bird pulp"
d) "that bitch be looking like bird pulp nigga"
when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.
friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML
To spit the semen from random strangers into a loved ones mouth. Similar to how baby birds get fed by their mothers, only using semen instead of worms.
Dan was excited to meet random dudes in Belize so he could experience adventure birding for the first time.
The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.
Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....
2 days later
Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.
When a person has legs so thin, that the thighs are as thin as their shins, so resemble the legs on birds.
Her legs are so thin they look like he legs on a stork or other bird legs.