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A particularly potent or powerful ejaculation. Or, a Seattle Mariners home run.
"Yo, I'm gonna Funk Blast this girl in the face so hard it'll leave a dent."
"Ichiro rarely drops Funk Blasts at work, but when he goes home after a long day at the park, you know he's ready to Funk Blast the wife."
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When your fucking your girl in missionary and she opens her mouth to moan and you jam your thumb down her throat until she vomits.
Sam thumb blasted his girlfriend last night.
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1. Performing oral sex, or "face fucking" so roughly that when ejaculating semen spews out of both mouth, nose and (never has been confirmed) ears. First originating from Old English, and made more known when Jimmy Neutron coined the term.
2. Ejaculating in the mouth , but then continuing to have vaginal or anal sex. Where as to when finishing in the selected hole, the person getting "Brain Blasted" coughs up the semen left in the mouth the exact time you finish in the ass or vagina.
"Oh boy Sheen, I bet Cindy wants me to Brain Blast her"
Dad : "Catch the game son?"
Son : "No, I was brain blasting the dog."
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danny takes ur girl down to east bottom, punches her in the jaw knocking her out, and procedes to fuck her. this is similar to the sticky pharaoh
yo i cant believe that kid biza blasted crystal diaz!
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When you take a Wendy's frosty float with cherry coke and a Taco Bell baja blast and mix them together.
A: What you do last night bro.
B: Got high as fuck, made a Frosty Blast.
A: Whaaaat!
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Burg Blasting is the act of participating in sexual activity while a close friend has passed out nearby. Usually the sleeping individual does not wake up, and thus does not interfere, however that has been known to not always be the case. The passed out friend may or may not urinate on himself, talk in his sleep, or become ill. Tents have been a common place for these acts to occur.
James: Dude, did you hook up with that slam piece last night?
Cody: Hell yeah bro, Ben was passed out in the room too.
James: You Burg Blasting Son of a Bitch!
Cody: yeah dude, smell my finger.
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When you bust a nut in your partners face and then throw a handful of confetti on it.
Ashley enjoyed her birthday blast.
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