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Teacher:Does anyone know the longest bone in your body?
Ass face: MY COCK
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To cause great pain. Originally from blunt-object contusions with multiple hematomas penetrating all layers of connective-tissue, especially bone. Later generalised to indicate any pain which one finds difficult to tolerate, even heartburn from eating too much butter.
S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
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The total time you and your sexual partner did the deed
travis's bone clock time is roughly 2-3min while mikes's bone clock time is 1-2hours
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Getting a dry socket from oral sex.
No oral sex after wisdom teeth surgery, you dont wanna dry bone like your mom!
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When sick with the common cold, the booger bone is the biggest booger that is responsible for the production of other boogers and mucus. When one sneezes, blows, or otherwise ejects the booger bone from one's nose, the cold has been defeated and the individual should recover from his or her cold shortly thereafter.
- I think this cold is going to end soon- I just sneezed out the booger bone.
- I just blew the booger bone right out of my nose!
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"Ew, dude! You got bone water on me!"
"How could he expect me to swallow all that bone water?"
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the penis on the verge of becoming hard
I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.
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