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Ass burger
Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.
'Holy shit! Michael is attempting the ass burger... for the first time.'
'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'
'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'
'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'
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When a guy masturbates and comes inside a Fillet O Fish burger.
Man 1: "Hey, I wanted extra mayo on my Fillet O Fish!"
Man 2: "How about a Soggy Burger, sir?"
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what they call a quarter-pounder with cheese in Europe
you know why, cuz of the metric system
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Another term for micro penis; especially of a person who has definitely colluded with the Russians.
Donald Trump, applying for a porn job in light of his failing presidency: "So, do I have the job?"
Interviewer: "Sorry, you have a real nothing burger."
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When you see a girls ass and you sprint towards it in lust and thirst and rapidly eat it.
"That girl was soo thicc I immediately made a Fortnite burger out of her."
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When you take a dead pregnant woman out to the desert let her lay there for three days then scoot a trampoline next to her take three bounces to get the height then pencil dive on to her stomach then whatever comes out you patty up and grill mmm mmm tasty!!!
Can you pass the cheese and relish my mung burger is kinda dry?
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used when about to give a hive-five, then you go lower than you were going to go for a real high-five and you say "CHEESE BURGER!" and you bring your hand to your mouth and hold it as if your eating a cheese burger.
A-yo man what's up
B- yo (motions for a high-five)
A-(goes for a high five)
B-CHEESE BURGER!!!!
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