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The girl at the bar was raving about how her boyfriend flips her over and takes her for "Chicago Brunch"
A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.
Cubs suck. Let's go see the Chicago White Sox game because they actually win.
A Windy Chicago is when you are receiving a rim job and you fart in the person's face.
My girl friend is very angry that I gave her a windy chicago last night
When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.
As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”
When you put a person into a deep hole and take turns shitting into the hole until they drown
“Did you hear Geoff fell into a hole?”
“Oh no, they’re going to make him into a Chicago chili bucket”