california hubcap

a huge western styled, jewel encrusted (usually rubies) rodeo belt buckle with event name, date, location, and winners name engraved ot it.

Bubba won this enormous California Hubcap in Bullriding at the rodeo last week

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burrito california

an item of food found in almost all mexican resturants,a burrito(beef or chicken) and can include onions,peppers,rice,beans,cheese,special gravy,jalapenos,salsa,sour cream and is always over five pounds

if you eat this and live to tell about it be proud...you will have joined a group of a select few that are somwhere between a man and a god

brad:where is sammy? is he coming to work?

chris:nah man...he ate a burrito california and ended up in the ER

brad:guess he should have stuck to the speedy gonzales

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lindsay california

a small city with hardly no vilince and crime,great place to live and has nice worm weather

person 1: man lindsay california is a great place
person 2: yeah i know, greath weather and hot girls
person 1: i love lindsay california

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California Special

A process where a man takes a woman to the beach and fills her vagina with sand. He then poops into the vagina and inserts his penis to cover it with the contents. The woman than takes the penis covered in sand and poop into her mouth and sucks on it until the semen is ejaculated into her.

He gave her the California Special after dinner on the beach.

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California Song

1.A love song to the state of California.

2.An overplayed and overrated song about California.
3.Any song that talks about "California Dreaming" or "Californication" etc.
4.A "fuck you" song by Chicago band Local H to California and New York

Guy 1:Hey man, have you heard the latest Red Hot Chili Pepper CD?
Guy 2: PLEASE NO MORE CALIFORNIA SONGS!!
Guy 2: And fuck New York too.

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California Carwash

When the drought in California is so bad that when you go to the carwash the workers surround your car and poop on it.

Man, did you see Match Game the other night? Alec Baldwin totally said, "California Carwash"!

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california waterfall

When a man pisses into another persons mouth while the person is on his/her knees.

i fucking made up california waterfall one day in english... Just like Boston Steamer and Im gonna make something up for all the states or citys

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