eye candy

(n) An attractive female, however lacking in
substance or intelligence (hence the term "candy").

She's heet, but she's just eye candy, dude.

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candy nipples

nipples that are as sweet and most likely the color of red lollipops( from being sucked on to often)

That crazy bitch last night had candy nipples!!!

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candy shop

A gay song sung by the crappy rapper 50 Cent that for some reason everyone just loves. This song is for faggots with no taste and just listen to what's popular. It's just a song about gay fat black men sucking eachother.

Fronter: Yo Candy Shop is the best song..."Take you to the Candy Shop..."
Person with taste:.......no

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Bad Candy

When you are under the influence and you buy candy that is usually bad, but since you aren't sober it tastes great.

Yo Josh, what'd you just buy?

I got me some bad candy?

You're not sober!

HELL YEAH I'M NOT!

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easter candy

A large female stuffed into clothes that are far too small.

Ted: Man, that sure is some nasty easter candy.
Bill: I know, marshmallow peeps are disgusting.
Ted: Not those, I mean that fatty in the tank top over there.

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candy slut

A sweet innocent girl on the streets, but a slut in the sheets

That girl is a complete candy slut.

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Cotton Candying

When you wear pink and blue camo at the same time in Rainbow Six Vegas and/or Rainbow Six Vegas 2.

Dude! Lets start Cotton Candying our guys and then we will start a Terrorist Hunt!

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