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carrot lord

A person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick sometimes. It takes a while to break their outer shell to see their nice side

Hey bae i knew you liked me for my carrot lord tributes

by Aryec October 29, 2020


Eating the carrot

A way to say you a frustrated/fed up with something

Omg, have you seen how long this line is??
Yes!! I’m going to be eating the carrot soon!

by ScaryLadyLove January 30, 2023


Purple carrot marinara

To tie ones penis or clitoris up with a string until it turns purplish and taking a cheese grater to it till it creates a "sauce".
Different sides of the cheese grater for different consistency, season for added flavor and serve on your favorite dish or face.

Purple carrot marinara sauce: fresh made

Johnny wanted to make his home made dish for Sarah but didn't have spice for his purple carrot marinara.

by Istabu2day April 6, 2022


carrot rot

carrot rot that hobos will eat

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot
joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

by ;-; h e l p October 15, 2020


Difficult Carrots Lime Breezy

This is an improved antonym} from "{Difficult Difficult Lemon Difficult}" I kept the first 'difficult, because it actually is an antonym. 'Peas', which I'm assuming is the root word of 'peasy', doesn't have an opposite. It does, however have a rival, of sorts -- 'Carrots'. The same holds true for 'Lemon'
The last one took a moment -- when you squeeze something you remove all the air or water. So, the opposite would be something with a lot of air. And 'Breezy' fits the rhyme scheme.

"It only took me about 10 minutes to create it -- so it really wasn't 'Difficult Carrots Lime Breezy'."

by Rej Leatherman December 27, 2019


joseph the carrot boy

a boy that looks like a carrot

you:man he is such a joseph the carrot boy!

by weirdoripedjeans January 29, 2019


Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022