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A scat fetish manuever in which one partner falls asleep facing down, and the other partner lays a long "log" down the ass crack between the two "buns". So awaken to a big "SUPRISE!" (a.k.a. Bun length)
Side note: Top it off with your parnters favorite condiments for added flare!
WOW! I awoke to find my girlfriend left me a "bun length chili dog suprise" Boy do I love her!!!
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The act of a man resting his penis in between the greased or oiled up buttcheeks of a second man, while a third man deficates on the penis of the first man.
Hey Kevin, did you hear: Glen, Andy, and Marcus enjoyed a hot, steamy New York Chili Dog last Saturday night?
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Laura said, “Come give me a tater baby chili pie!”.
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The place where sad people go to do lots of drugs. If you are in the class of 2021 you are a stoner. Expect for like Luke. The hallways smell the penis sweat. The students run the school the teachers cannot say shit. The principal thinks that the rules are strict but the rules don't make sense when I can just break the rules if I want. Certain students are in the 10 percent. The most popular sport is soccer they main girls soccer. Most players on the girls soccer team are thick let me preface most. Between and during classes a solid 40-100% of students visit bathrooms to vape. Gym is a joke. A student in the school states "the first time I walked in I put my bag down and put my back to the wall then I remembered what my dad told me the first guy wants information the second guy you hit cuz he's coming to get you so I did and got the shit kicked outta me" another student says "it's like a war in there you walk in and you are immediately pushed to join gangs the gangs are based around race, race is a touchy subject in the cage."
But if your ugly bitch your shit outta luck and if you don't fit in with a gang then u sit with the smelly kids but if your fucking trans you should just leave just get out no one will be nice to you, your feeling will be fucking destroyed. By the way if you see a girl with a big ass birth mark on her face she is racist and allways carrys multiple Vapes and guns on her so watch yourself. Jackob is a bitch.
Ayy you wanna go to Wheatland-Chili Middle/High School to meet my boi nic
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Basically the new Beatles. Everyone on this planet likes at least one song by RHCP.
Guy 1: "I brought my RHCP cd for the road trip, I hope that's alright with you guys.
Guy 2: "Nah I don't really like them.
Guy 1: "Well what about the songs californication, scar tissue, fight like a brave, by the way, can't stop, dani california, aeroplane, otherside, or venice queen?"
Guy 2: "Oh, Red Hot Chili Peppers, yeah they kick ass.
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For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!
Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!
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The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”