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Where you slather sweet and sour sauce on a girls pussy and eat her out. If you do not finish said sweet and sour sauce, you stick her in a Togo box.
Man, Breanna is such a slut, she let me do the Chinese takeout on her!
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A term that is used to describe when people who when tickled or stimulated in some way they begin to fold up like a transformer and squeal like a raging homosexual.
Guy 1: Bro, all i did was touch him on the side and he fukin started caving in on himself!
Guy 2:Sounds like a Chinese Folding Man bro.
A form of sexual torture in which you leave an obnoxiously fat woman stranded in a sex swing for 7 days. Every now and then you spin her like a tire so her whispering eye can survey the whole area. It is also customary to poke the bootybox with a q-tip to make it wink back like lightning mcqueen in cars. On the last day you detach her from the ceiling into a shallow dollar store kiddie pool, requiring a semi aquatic batwacth like rescue
Guy1 : did you hear they shot down the Chinese spy balloon
Guy2: they didn't. she's still stuck in the swing at my house. We're only on day 5. It's like Hanukkah for fatties. Still got 2 more days left and a whole bunch of spins.
When one presses one's foot against another person's crotch really hard. Usually when the other person is on the floor, and the standing person holds both legs.
Source of the term unknown. A variant where both are lying down is known as the Japanese Gas Pedal
"Ugh, John just gave me a chinese gas pedal and my weiner hurts now."
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A variation of the game flip cup. Chinese flip cup is set up with sets of partners lined up across from each other along a table. Each partner has 2 cups, one with beer in it (flip cup amount) and one empty "catching" cup.
In chinese flip cup, the goal is not to flip your cup onto the table after drinking, but instead to flip your cup so that your partner across from you can catch your cup inside of their own. Once this is accomplished, your partner drinks from their beer cup, and then tries to flip it back across the table into your catching cup. The team of partners to flip and catch both directions first, wins.
My friends and I got so good at Chinese flip cup, that missing one flip guaranteed you would not win.
So you want to get drunk fast and have fun? Try Chinese flip cup
When the only Chinese guy at a party stops a fat chick from getting in.
Bob: What is that dude with the weird eyes doing?
Sally: He's saving the party by doing a Chinese Tank Block.
a little dog, thats some kind of maltese something, or chihuahua, but its got long hair from its ears and body that looks like wings when it runs.. usually owned by chinese ladies
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's a chinese rat dragon
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