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a blunt wrapped in a chocolate swisher
doode 1- you wanna get high off my chocolate blunt
doode 2- DUH!
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what appears to be a small chocolately, delicious piece of food, but is actually sitting atop a toilet seat and is, in reality, a piece of poop, dangling on the pure white porcelain.
Abe Lincoln: dude, don't go in there, General Lee definitely left some chocolate pebbles on the toilet seat...man what the Fuck?
General Lee: did I hear some say my name?
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When you jizz in someone's anal sphincter
One time when I was drunk, my girlfriend begged for a chocolate creampie. She Loved it.
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when your chick is giving you a bj and you cum in her mouth then quickly turn around and shit in her mouth resembling what she would look like if she had just eaten a chocolate eclair
Adam: Yo dean dude, what did you do last night
Dean: Nothing really, I just gave Heather a chocolate eclair
Adam:wow your a sick fuck
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When a Male Or Female takes a huge dump on his or her partners chest in a spiral like motion
Shaun- I Had to go to the bathroom so bad so i got my gal and gave her a Chocolate Swirl
Brian- KILLER DUDE
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Pronounced (Chalk-O-lut Roar-shock) (noun) After unloading any consistency of bowel movement, do not wipe--this will destroy your results. You take your "artwork" to a close friend, bend over, spread your cheeks and ask your friend what they see. This is similar to the Rorschach inkblot test developed as a method of psychological evaluation.
Alternate definition: The results when someone with loose stools does not wipe and sits bare-assed on any flat surface, it's usually part of a practical joke, but can be done be as an accident by the incontinent.
Hey Brice, now that you've examined my CHOCOLATE RORSCHACH, I'd like to gauge your reaction...it will provide a window into your personality characteristics and emotional functioning.
Hey Ryan, thanks for the spicy bar-b-que...oh, and by the way, I just left a CHOCOLATE RORSCHACH on your toilet lid.
God damn, Uncle Mark needs to put his diaper back on, he just left a CHOCOLATE RORSCHACH in my driver's seat.
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a voice that is smooth, deep, sexy and alluring.
Alan Rickman's chocolate voice is such a panty-dropper
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