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The sound made when one receives a vigorous porn-like deepthroating.
Cindy's gangbang included several encounters that were nothing short of beautifully renditioned chode yodeling.
When one is sitting, usually while driving, one would place your phone on vibrate. Once the phone is on vibrate one would place it between his or her legs in the (chode) area. Once somebody calls, the subject would receive a suprsing, kinda good feeling, ringer.
Guy 1: dude, i heard you were in an accident.
Guy 2: yeah man, it sucked.
Guy 1: what happened man?
Guy 2: well i was driving, and my mom called, and she gave me a chode-dinger.
Guy 1: Oh. well that happens.
When a gay man is performing a rim job on another fag, and talks dirty into the said chode, to heighten sensual atmosphere.
With a lispe Shartz exclaimed to his partner, you dirty chode whisperer, I can hardly contain my gayness!
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when a man with a chode has sex usually with someone with a gunt
bob fancied a bit of chode in the hole so got his chode out and stuck it into julies gunt
A person's chode that is so small that it's inside out and is just a hole where the penis is sussposed to be.
Man: "hey, give me head!"
Women: "no, you have a chinese chode!"
Man:" well, then put on a strap on and fuck the hole"
Women:" ok!"
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"A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.
Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky
Melting away the woolen clothes of winter
Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob
A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs
Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack
Revealing a butt crack
Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!
A fresh start for everyone
Except you, Andrew Glouberman.