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A college that has so few black people, you can get a full scholarship if admissions cant pronounce your first name. There are more white people here with shitty earings than a gay pride parade. The school takes pride in its shovel collection, which, if its new catholic agenda goes through, will be used to dig its own grave.
it is home to father cregan, an evil dictator who hates condoms, beer and fun. he has a dungeon full of puppies and is holding them until the one day when he will take pictures with them and release it as a calender.
It has also been recognized in the US world and news as the regional head quarters for dumb bitches. A rarity in other parts of the world, you can hardly go anywhere without seeing a plastic faced girl wearing a northface jackets, ugg booth and furiously texting "wtf" to her bff about her bf.
In a vast effort to increase its diversity, stonehill in its new plan, is now very eager to accept people who have missing or non working limbs. As part of the plan,they get free tuition just as long as they smile.
Stonehill is a great place. Their official slogan is "COME HERE WE HAVE MUTHAFUCKING TREES!"
Student: "I go to Stonehill College."
Statistician: I see a high probability that you are white, rich and mentally handicapped.
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The greatest school to ever exist. It is a school for boys from kindergarten to grade 12. The athletics a amazing.
Man, Vancouver College is such a great school.
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A private, liberal arts college located in sketchy Oneonta, NY, which consists mainly of hills and stairs.
Wow, where are the damn elevators? What is this, Hartwick College?!
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A prestigious university located right outside of Boston in beautiful, Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts. Also known as BC. Boston College is likely the most academically and athletically well rounded school in the country: ranking in the top forty for academics and high in the top twenty five for every major sport and even some club sports. The students at Boston College are smart, athletic, and attractive. BC often gets a bad rep for preppy, rich, popped collar wearing pricks. While these students exist, they are in the minority and nobody hangs out with them anyways. This reputation likely originates from jealous students at other universities. Students at Notre Dame, a very similar university, put too much faith in Notre Dame’s slightly better rank on most lists of the top academic schools, and now are stuck in the middle of a corn field with nothing better to do then hate on BC. Students at Boston University think they have a rivalry with us, but this is impossible because they don’t have any sports teams. These BU students likely hate on BC and make comparisons to our school because of rampant feelings of inferiority circulating throughout their “campus”. The students at BU pay the same tuition as the students at BC, however this does not make them our equals; the BU students are inferior to BC students in almost every way (namely intelligence, appearance, athleticism, and personality). Students at BC rarely hang out with students at BU and those who do are mainly misguided freshmen who make the mistake of going to a BU frat party (which are all terrible: less booze, more baggage, and a whole lot of ugly chicks), and who will likely never return to BU again. Students at BU are not welcome at BC because they are annoying and obsess over BC, feebly trying to bash BC at every opportunity. The BC – BU relationship is confined to three times a year when we play them in hockey. Usually at some point during BC home hockey games versus BU, the BC fans get fed up with the BU fans and start chanting “safety school”. This is mean but it is also true. The majority of the Massachusetts natives at BC used BU as their safety school. Hopefully, eventually, the BU students will catch on and stop bothering us. Both of these schools hate on BC on a regular basis, however, BC rarely bothers to defend itself. We are more mature than that, and we are too busy partying, and attending sporting events against teams we play on more than a semi-regular basis (like Duke, Virginia, Wake Forest, and Florida State).
Student at BU/Notre Dame: Where do you go to school?
Student at BC: I go to Boston College.
Student at BU/Notre Dame: LOL ROFL OMG WTF BC SUCKS, {insert school} IS SO MUCH BETTER {insert petty insult}.
Student at BC: Where do you go to school?
Student at BU/Notre Dame: I go to BU/Notre Dame.
Student at BC: Oh, Ok. Well I’m going to go pre-game for the basketball game and then later I’m going to a party on Comm Ave where I will probably make out with a hot freshman chick.
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Not a college, but a university and not located in Boston, but just outside. A prestigious Jesuit institution that is very competitive, and is referred to as BC for short.
Student 1: I'm so excited I got into BC!
Student 2: Whatever...I'm going to Boston University.
Student 1: Really? Sucks to B.U.!!
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A school created for the express purpose of convincing students that they are receiving a free education, when in fact they are paying for it with several hours of work a week, they're rights to be out late, and their freedom to look and dress how they please.
"Did you hear that The College of the Ozarks accepted megan as a student?"
"Well i guess we need to find a new friend, because the old megan is dead now."
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A college in Rutherford NJ. The education here is great and teachers really care for you. All the students are really nice and you will probably make friends with in the first week. The school lacks in its party scene because of the 24/7 security and the absence of a Greek life. When there are parties which is almost never there either at the baseball apartments, Soccer house or the suites. 80% of the school drinks according to a survey. Its extremely easy to bring alcohol into the dorms and most of the RA's don't give a shit . If your over 21 there are 2 bars a couple blocks away where students go. Or you can buy the alcohol at the local liquor store but the dont check ID. Students usually create there own fun and mini parties.But most students party at Rutgers instead. This place is fucking dead on the weekends, so everybody goes home. Finding pot here is way to easy and almost everyone deals. This school is 80% women but most are lesbians or weird as shit.This is a private school so its expensive as fuck.Most of the students here have scholarships or play a sport. The schools basketball team is actually really ,Students also have good school spirt for a small school. The dorms are small but at least you share one bathroom with another pair of roommates. Most students transfer out within the first 2 years to a bigger NJ college like Rutgers or Rowan.
Person 1: You go to Felician College...I never heard about that place how do you like it?
Person 2: Its ok, you can get drunk everyday and go to class and do decently.
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