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The act of rolling a condom up to make it hard and pointy before ramming it into a wood chipper.
"Oi Aylab, I am gonna get it on with the Indonesian Hammerhead Condom"
"Lets go rajeet"
the condition of your condom after you ejaculate inside it.
please give me a moment I need to change this soggy condom so we can continue our bonding
The action of getting penitrated so hard the condom becomes wedged in the rectum, and has to he surgically removed
Bram gave me the old condom camping last weekend
Condom Leung is the god of condoms. he likes to say "SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH" a lot and likes broken condoms.
A: What lesson is it?
B: Condom Leung
A: Damn
The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.
I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.
a bunch of crazy softies whom i love dearly 💜💜
beanie baby condom? i love them
1. A mispronunciation of "Condosta"
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.
Is your last name pronounced "Condom Pasta"? No it's Condosta.
The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.