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When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.
I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.
When a male covers his genitalia in cocaine, then engages in intercourse with a female.
Dude Carlos totally gave Katarina a columbian condom, she was messed up, but she was feeling great!
Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is
He’s as useful as a knitted condom
1. Smaller size condoms for smaller size men.
2. Small condoms for men so it won't slip off the penis like a regular size one does.
1. He bought a snug fit condom. I realized why when he took off his pants in bed.
2. Girl - "what's wrong?"
Guy - "the condom slipped off"
Girl - "how did that happened?"
Guy - "You gave me a regular size condom. I usually wear a snug fit condom so it won't slip off"
A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms
Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock
A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off
People who are pedophiles or do something wrong and refuse to own up to it
This mf really did me dirty
What a condom sharr