Kettle-cook ya bum

Being so mad at someone when you see them you want to pick them up and throw them on top of a kettle top.

Man this bitch be trippin, I'm bout to kettle-cook ya bum when she walk in.

she cooked a dead guy

What the Japanese advertisement of giga puddi sounds like 15 seconds into the song

puddi puddi puddi puddi she cooked a dead guy puddi puddi

cook his own pancakes

Is a phrase used normally when a mother is overly worried about her post-adolescent child(ren). The phrase is spoken by the friends of the child and is a way of calming the mother.

"Where's my son? Is he alright? Is he hurt? Oh my Lord!"
"Don't worry Mrs. S, Jimmy can still cook his own pancakes."

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cook up some rice

Getting stoned. Smoking marijuana. The phrase comes the act of "cooking" weed in a vaporizer, which sometimes resembles a rice cooker. Hence, cooking up some rice.

Just scored some fresh hippie lettuce so let's go cook up some rice.

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DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS

A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.

Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?

Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.

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Cooking up some pussy

When you are on call of duty multiplayer and you are dominating your opponents

Ryan’s on a 8 kill streak, he’s cooking up some pussy.

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Back like cooked crack

self-explanitory

a Juelz Santana's mixtape

Yo Shawn's Back like cooked crack

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