Mediterranean Diet

Eating ass on your lunch break

I am meeting the neighbor on lunch. I am on a Mediterranean diet.

North Korea diet

A diet in which you do not eat any food and only do hard labor in order to lose weight.

I gained some weight over the holidays, so I decided to go on the North Korea diet.

Diet Pepsi

The only Pepsi solely sold in 2L bottles in Bulgaria.

Eww, Diet Pepsi. Buy Diet Coke inst- oh, this is Bulgaria, they had Diet Coke until 2013.

Diet Pepsi

Diet Pepsi is a delicious or for some people disgusting soft drink. Diet Pepsi has 0 calories , 0% of fat , 2% of sodium,0% of total carbohydrate,sugars 0g and protein 0g . The ingredients in Diet Pepsi are carbonated water,caramel color,aspartame,phosphoric acid,potassium benzoate (preserves freshness), caffeine,cltric acid, natural flavour,acesulfame potassium. Pepsi-CoLA

I just got a twelve pack of Diet Pepsi

Diet and exercise

Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.

Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."

Diet depression

When you’re sad all the time but not depressed. Like if you’re having a bad week

Yeah I’ve had some diet depression lately

Diet single

A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.

He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost