Dog Chocolate

Waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus of a dog. K9 feces AKA dog poop.

"That dog just laid some serious Dog Chocolate on the lawn."

"Your dog can make some serious Dog Chocolate."

"I think your dog needs to make Dog Chocolate, you better take him for a walk."

"Your backyard looks like a Dog Chocolate factory."

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cats and dogs

which is heavy in quantity,huge,big,laborious

yestarday it rained cats and dogs

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everyone and their dog

Basically, this is a saying used to describe something that a hell of a lot of people have.

For example, saying "everyone and their dog has a Ford Mustang" would be appropriate.

Or take the following conversation:

emo kid: "check out my ears, I just got them tapered, I'm so original"

person with an identity: "everyone and their dog has gauged ears in 2005"

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spotty dog

1. Exc. Spotty Dog!
2. adj. Spotty Dog

Descriptive of that which is excellent. A synonym for Good, Super, Wicked, Fantastic, Brilliant and so on.

Predominately used in the North East of England.

1. a. I just won £100! b. Spotty Dog!

2. a. How was last night? b. Oh, it was Spotty Dog alright.

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Dog Cheese

Smegma around the penile glans. Usually found on an uncut male with poor hygiene

I haven’t showered in two weeks. I got a bad case of dog cheese right now.

She went down on me and pulled back the skin and gagged a little on my dog cheese.

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Flem Dog

Most Badass mother fucker in town. Most famous for his phrase "So many beers" and is always causing atrocities.

"Fuck Yeah, Flem Dog is at the party!"

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the dogs bollocks

Something or a person that is the best thing ever.

That Audi TT is the dogs bollocks!

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