box of donuts

something my stupid brother used to win a fake contest made by his friend.

My bother tried to cheat using a box of donuts, he didn't win.

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Mayonaise donut

(n): A mixture of succulent semen mixed with fresh feces delivered early in the morning from Dumpin Donuts, right to your siginificant other's chest. Festishes run on Dumpin.'
(v): The act of delivering a mayonaise donut.

My baby wanted a mayonaise donut to start her day fresh, and you better believe I delivered.

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glazed donut

while a gurl is sleeping, a guy jacks-off and releases his semen on the gurl's eyelid. when she wakes up in the morning (after a couple of hours) her eye is crusty and hard to open all the way....and that is a glazed donut because the crust of jizz on her eye has a glazed, flakey, white-almost clear liquid that resembles a fresh baked krispy kreme donut.

mmmmmmmmm the glazed donut that i created on ur eye is making me crave a krispy kreme right now.

janet is now blind because of a glazed donut incident, a few weeks back from her ex boyfriend.

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Glazed Donut

When said person masterbate on his room mate pillow while the room mate is out for the day leaving a shining crust on his pillow

I gave Tim a "Glazed Donut" today while he was out taking a test today

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Powdered Donut

After having been at a race/outdoor concert/hunting/other event where you have not showered for several days and your gear begins to get funky you apply baby powder to the front and back. Then you find a willing partner to eat your ass resulting in a ring resembling a powdered donut on their mouth.

Friend 1: Man that was a great race but I'm ready for a shower.
Friend 2: Hell yeah I found some skank to toss me off and left her with a powdered donut.

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Jam Donut

When you are having sex with a girl and there is blood on her vagina.

I did a Jam Donut on Mina

Please Jam Donut me, sheldon

I love to jam Donut people

I licked her Jam Donut

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powdered donut

When you sprinkle powdered sugar (artificial sweetener if your a diabetic), or cocaine around your partner's ass hole and proceed to lick and suck it off before penetration.

Since I was hungry and horny my wife decided to give me a powdered donut. It hit the spot just right.

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