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A man with an elongated head, wire hair with a look of Donald Sutherland.
Look at that Mickey Duke, he could be Kiefer's dad.
he is too dark to handle. if you ever see him RUN immediately. but you may shimmy
maddie: whats duke the man ?
Gigi: the ugly man!
Maddie: HEY ! *shimmys away*
When you stick your penis into a buried penis pseudocavity
Lets try duke city docking tonight
The Duke of death aka “Daddy Shitpost”
Is a mythical being known to very few people if you see this legendary being be sure that you do not provoke them they have the power of every known shitposter alive at their command
Person 1: oh no it’s the Duke of death
Person 2: just don’t provoke them and you’ll be fine
Is taking a Rick in the woods
Hey babe I just went and took me a big Ole "mukee dukee!"
GREATEST. RIVALRY. EVER.
Both teams are usually top 25 in the nation , and they always play a two or three crazy games against each other every year. Both have great coaches, one of whom has the most collegiate basketball wins ever. ( hint, it’s not the UNC coach ) They both usually make it to the NCAA Tournament and they usually make it to at least the Sweet 16. Except for last year lmao. The fan bases hate each other more than anything on planet earth. All UNC fans want to kill Christian Laettner and all Duke fans wish they got MJ.
Duke fan: u see that Duke vs UNC game last night?
UNC fan who lost: no I have a short memory lol
( right now Duke owns UNC )