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stiff dylans

A band comprised for four extremely talented musicians. The gorgeous guys are:
James Flannigan - vocals, guitar
Charlie Wride - lead guitar
Matt Harris - bass
Tom Slaytor - drums

The band, formed in the UK, was created for the movie Angus, Thongs, and Pefect Snogging. The movie itself is based off of a popular book series by Louise Rennison.

What sets these four guys apart from the rest, is the unique way in which they began making music as an actual band. Although the original reason they got together was to play the part of a fictional band, they soon realized they got on well enough to create the band in real life. The totally cool lads are now out making awesome music.

To fall in love with the Stiff Dylans, visit their myspace page and listen to their work. To learn more about the band, visit their own webpage at http://www.stiffdylansmusic.com/artistpagelayout.php

A conversation between myself and a friend:

"OMG you read those books too! They are hilarious."
"Haha yeah they are my fav. Did you know they're making a movie out of it?"
"No way! When did that happen?"
"I dont know, I just saw it on the internet. And the Stiff Dylans are a real band! I'm on their myspace."
"That fucking awesome"
"They are amazing."

by prettyrvegrl July 26, 2008

37πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Dylan Ralph

A dumb ass;little bitch who eats dog shot for money. He is also obsessed with fishing.

Dylan Ralph licked dog shit for money from a friend who then moved away the next day

by Kieren Berningham January 16, 2018

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


dylan bryant

Very hot young lad thats, Smart, Sexy, most pf his friends are girls, which be ome his girlfriend sooner or later, has a friend named JJ who is wierd and lonely 😩 Plays soccer just to impress the ladies😏

1-Dude that guys such a Dylan Bryant i wish i were him
JJ-WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT!!!

by Mr.ButtManFacePersonThing December 12, 2016

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Wet Dylan

First conceived by the Renaissance painter and philanthropist Dylan L'Goulange, a wet Dylan begins when someone eats a large, predominately corn-filled burrito. After consuming the burrito, the "Dylan" must approach an elderly stranger on the street, preferably one with disabilities. After convincing the stranger to lay on their back by promising them free hard candy, the Dylan must insert a funnel into the victims mouth. The assailant should then tear a hole in the back of their pants and sit on the funnel, whilst screaming "Wu Tang Clan" aint nuthin to fuck wit", and begin releasing explosive diarrhea into the victims mouth. The elderly victim must then be helped to their feet and promptly punched in the stomach until they release the diarrhea.

The victim should then be invited to ApplebeesΒ© for a reasonably priced meal, and then dickslapped by a group of homeless men drinking Mad Dog 20/20 Electric Melon flavor.

Guy: "Did you hear what happened to Scott's Grandma?"
Other Guy: "No, but I heard she went to Applebees the other day, so she can't be doing that bad."
Guy: "She got Wet Dylaned man, the Applebees part was just so she could get dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "At least she got an affordably priced, fresh and delicious meal out of it."
Guy: "Are you fucking serious? She got diarrhea raped and dickslapped by a bunch of homeless guys."
Other Guy: "Yeah but, Applebees has such wonderful appetizers and their burgers are delicious."

by Corbin Omega February 8, 2011

45πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


dylan jones

One of the nicest guys you will ever meet
He is incredable hot and is really good in bed

i wish i had a guy like dylan jones

by caitlyn abercrombie December 15, 2011

39πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Dylan

Not showering

Fuck he is a dirty dylan

by pooboyzeek August 3, 2020

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The Bob Dylan

The Bob Dylan is an extension of Docking in which two men stand opposite of each other naked with penises fully erect. One male must have a foreskin, the foreskin is placed over the other mans penis. A third male then joins in between the two males and plays both penises like a harmonica just like the legend Bob Dylan.

Johny and Mike came round last night to have a docking session. I got to be The Bob Dylan.

by Green_Eyez September 20, 2013

9πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž