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When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
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My butthole is having spasms
I'm having really bad bald eagle in my butthole
Someone who loves freedom and George Washington but also is openly a freak. Has licked a butthole in their day just to know the taste and for the thrill.
Did you hear Johnny had sex wearing Abe Lincoln boxer briefs? Yeah - he’s a real
Bald Eagle Butthole Licker
When you and your girl are having sex, she does a backflip eagle split right on to your face and eats her out.
She wanted me to eat her out. I told her to Backflip double split eagle on my face
a really big ugly fuck over 6,5 thats wears american eagle clothes when he doesnt look right in them
the little boy drew called big nick a american eagle fat ass
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Home to all fake-ass people. Everything is a popularity contest and if your house doesn’t have a pool, you’re poor.
mom: hun, do you want to go to eagle ridge middle school next year?
Me: I would rather fucking die
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Big bad ass looking pistol made in Israel, you can get a .357, .40, .44, .45, or .50 AE.
This gun is one of the most powerful handguns.
A .50 AE Desert Eagle can shoot your head CLEAN off your shoulders, don't wanna mess with anyone that has one.
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