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Eddie Guzman

The youngest sibling in the family and the best looking. An Eddie Guzman has a great smile and is the funniest person in the family. Athletic and loyal, tough and strong, not a person you want as an opponent. He is street smart and will go farther than anyone to make sure he doesn't lose, you wouldn't want to mess with him because he is also college educated. An Eddie Guzman will outsmart you, he is competitive and will tire out any opponent. He is a good friend and an even better lover. If you are lucky enough to be his romantic partner you are in for a treat. Eddie Guzman will have a surprisingly large penis and be a great lover that tries to please his partner before himself. A hardworker and very loyal, an Eddie Guzman will be the life of the party. He can find the positive out of any situation and is stubbornly optimistic.

You ain't an Eddie Guzman, because you're a quitter.

That was the worse sex I ever had, definitely not an Eddie Guzman.

That comedian did not make me laugh, he was not funny. His boring ass did not Eddie Guzman me.

by Brainmuscle January 5, 2025


eddie nketiah

someone who only scores tap ins in football. A goal from close range.

Did you see my goal on the weekend? Proper eddie nketiah

by Excellent_emile December 21, 2021


eddie fh

a man that is super sexy and has a huge penis

1: Did you see Eddie fh?
2: Yeah he was such a hot guy
1: I heard Erik fell in love with him

by eddiefhloverong December 10, 2022


Eddie dahl

Eddie dahl is a man with a jawline as sharp as the sharpest knife if the world. The spacetime gets cut being in the presence of such an object. Eddie dahl doesn't have fears. The fears fear him. Eddie dahl is officialy the chosen one.

"Do you know Eddie Dahl?"
"Yeah one of the most handsome men in the world."

by March 11, 2024


eddie slander

when you hate eddie.

I LOVE EDDIE HE IS SO HOT” “girl yk your boyfriend is an eddie slander right..? i am one too, stay tf away from me ☠️“

by xStaryzz November 18, 2022


Eddie Wolf

The pointed overhanging hair edge of Eddie Munster Werewolf. A tell tell sign that the kid needs a haircut or line up.

You ain't finna walk around my house with that Eddie Wolf on the top of your head, we going to the barbershop.

by POLKCOUNTYPERM February 11, 2020


Eddie’s Golf Cart

A high school football coach’s main mode of transportation around the football field

I love haulin shit in Eddie’s golf cart

by Bay Mac November 6, 2020