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Immortal and godly. Likes to look at the weak mortals. Has won 2 olympic golds medals in olympic weightlifting. He is 10/10 in everything. JoJo is the best anime he says. So it must be true
A debate coach who often talks about fencing.
Did you here eli, after the next round he has to go practice his fencing
Eli is a "kktaaie jongen", he rages at everything he comes across and likes to suck big dick. He doesnt care a bout others and is a total douche. If you come across a wild eli... Run. You dont want to hamg around with him, you'll get -3 rep. Every other post about eli is a lie and he wrote it himself because he is a selfish bastard. One more tip for if you come across one, give him a rope.
Eli is a real douche.
Ah! You're acting like a real Eli!
Eli is the greatest and kindest friend in the world. He’s super funny and super sweet at the same time. He could talk to you for hours and never get bored. You’re lucky to have an Eli, so love them!
“Hey, Eli! wanna hang out later?”
Eli: “Absolutely!”
A guy that has the hands down the best Mullet around.
Have you seen that mullet daddy? "who, Elis?"
loves you more its a fact its literally in the dictionary
Eli loves you more
The guy who you think is nice but is intact a asshole
Eli ignored my boundaries
Eli's house of lies is crumbling
Eli called us mentally ill hypocrites