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Sex god, usually packing 6+ inches. Pulls bitches whenever he wants. Wanted by all females.
Girl 1: Hey I heard eli had sex with that one thot at school
Girl 2: Yea, eli is a sexgod he will leave class even if it jeopardizes his grades just to fuck.
A man who is more awesome than any Celine, Samantha, Bryon, Olivia, Charlie, Addyson, Jaylene, and Abbie
A really nice guy. He can be a little bit quiet sometimes but generally, he speaks out on what is on his mind. He also has the biggest dump truck you can ever imagine, his ass is so big you can't even comprehend. He is also really short and has a crooked center parting. His penis is also around 2.62 meters long.
Oh God, there he is, the guy with the biggest dump truck and penis in all of Europe, Elis
A total peice of shit you should never talk to, he will pretend to love you at first and then dump you with no remorse don't be in a relationship with an Eli. also most Eli's are total nerds massive turn off