Dirty Olde English Pervert

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.

Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>

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ap english literature and composition

"Explore literary elements such as a work’s structure, style and themes, as well as the use of figurative language, imagery, symbolism and tone. Develop your writing skills as you express your ideas and analysis in expository, analytical, and argumentative essays." -From the college Board

In ap english literature and composition, expect to read a ton of books!

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English Driver's Arm

Like Driver's Arm only with the left arm tanned.

Dude why've you got English Driver's Arm?
'cause I'm English you mug!

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Old English Rick Roll

We are no strangers to love
thou wot the rules and so doth i
a full commitment's what I be thinking of
thou wouldn't get this from any other guy
i just desire say to thou how I be feeling
gotta causes thee understand
ne'r will grant thou up
ne'r will let thou down
ne'r will run around

and desert thou
ne'r will causes thee cry
ne'r will say adieu
ne'r will say to a lie

and hurt thou

how old british mfs be rick rolling "lmao did u get old English rick roll"

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john oliver's english dictionary

a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob

that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied

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English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Spoken, usually screamed, at someone who has failed to speak or write understandable English. Sometimes bowdlerized as "English, do you speak it?" or misquoted as "English, do you speak it, motherfucker?"

Arguably the most famous line from the iconic 1994 film Pulp Fiction. Ironically, the original line was not asked in response to someone speaking incorrect English, but asked by Samuel L. Jackson's character as a rhetorical question to whether or not a frightened man spoke English at all after the man repeatedly said "what?" to his questions.

"What country you from?"
"What?"
"'What' aint no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'what'?"
"What?"
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"

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you're cousin an english muffin

worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap

1: ur mom gay

2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin

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