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The space between the penis and them balls.
Yo! My florida be sweatin’ right now!
Holy roly poly eating guacamole! Is that an aligator? Are we in Florida?
A place where crazy crimes happen
A Florida man was caught last week for throwing dildos at crocodiles and at children.
Florida is really ratchet New York. The Miami metro area is basically the New York Metro areas except more crime and hotter. Even though New York gets snow, we don't have to worry about a hurricane every 2 weeks. Disney World is basically the only thing New York doesn't have, though you can find some magical bullshit in Westchester. They also have their shittier version of IHOP in Waffle House. Also they got Gators and Florida's football hasn't been good since Tim Tebow and Jameis Winston. The amount of crime in the state is pretty amazing; you can always find something on {Florida Man}. Final note: Syosset and Dix Hills > Boca
"Damn, they got a hella lot of tattoos."
"Welcome to Florida."
The United States' penis, the breeding grounds of crackheads, and the most popular vacation spot for hurricanes. A place where alligators have gotten thrown through drive-thru windows.
BriZ: Them Florida bitches for real be havin' sandy cheeks.
A place that's full of fucking idiots and ignorant people.
Wow, he's acting like an ignorant dumbass.
He must be from Florida.