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Someone a girl would have sex with, but not take out in public.
Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: Nah, he's just some vagina food.
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The food of the gods is actually pizza you are all wrong
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A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.
"A potato is a comfort food? What's comforting about a stupid potato?"
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Food that can be identified in fecal matter.
Mike took a huge dump and noticed the corn kernals from the corn on the cob he ate the day before.
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food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line.
i need a toilet i just had some fast food.
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Eating out a girl while she is driving.
I gave my girlfriend some fast food on the way back from our trip.
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Someone who is so fat they look like they are going to pop.
Think about the starving children you fucking food blister!
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