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Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Gang bang an orangutang
There's an orgy at the zoo
sang to the tune of row, row, row your boat
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Similiar to saying fuck off or damn it. Swap the first letter of each word to understand the root phrase.
guy who messes up a machine part at work, "DUCK FONKIES!"
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The human sexual activity that is analogous to the coital actions of ducks in which the male mounts the female in a very domineering manner. He grasps her neck with his bill and submerges it beneath the water. This would be analogous to a man forcefully shoving a women's head or neck into the supporting surface while fucking her from behind.
Me: "dude, last night I was fucking this hoe from behind and grabbed her hair and stuffed her fucking head into the bed"
friend: "you duck fucked her?"
Me: "fo sho"
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A situation that is frustrating; Something that is bad or sucks
Aaaahhh bulky duck! (or) Life in prison is bulky duck.
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An expression of suprise.
Wow - did you see that levitating elephant. Fuck a duck!
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Duck into the woods is a call to action used by skiers and snowboarders to get off the main ski runs and poach the backcountry of tree skiing. Ducking the rope is often associated with a duck into the woods, as many out of bounds skiing and riding areas are bordered by trees.
The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.
The Jackson Hole Air Force would silently duck into the woods to avoid capture by the ski patrol for skiing outside the Jackson Hole Ski Area boundary.
Dude, let's duck into the woods and smoke a fatty.
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After the late Matthew Dutkiewicz, "Duck Law" is anything one may say at random times that has got to be (by popular decision) an utter lie and made up fictional subject to convey a point that is so untrue it has got to be true. Hence it is "Duck Law". "Duck Law" only works through persistent argument.
Matt: I'm ganna get a 5 dollar scratch-off, you ALWAYS win money off those
Leland: What? No you don't
Matt: Ya you do, all the time, it never fails bro
Leland: Your not ganna win!
Brendan: Don't argue with him.. He's pulling some sort of "Duck Law" here
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