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a game for virgins and fags that came out in 2018. this fake ass cartoony bullshit is played by millions who don’t care about social life whatsoever
guy: dude get this, so i was playing fortnite and-
guy 2: i don’t give a fuck about your virgin ass life shut the hell up pussy
The game Fortnite is an addicting game that losers who waste all of their parent's salary play. These losers spend all of their parent's money on skins in fortnite they also hardly ever get out and will never find love.
Fortnite is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
People who play Fortnite are sad losers
A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.
I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!
Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.
Brother: Hell Yeah!!!
Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!
Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.
Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)
Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!
Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!
Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.
A game that will be dead next year
Fortnite will be as dead as Clash Royale in 2019.
A game virgins play with 8-13 year old kids.
Q: Wanna play Fortnite today?
A: No, i'm not a virgin... So PISS OFF.
Game that really isn’t that great played by kids and teens and also scrubs.
Some people will play it just so they can join into conversations. All the girls are sick of hearing about this game.
I played it to see what it was all about. I’m gonna keep playing until I get a win. Here’s what my conversation in the morning went like.
Boys: talking about season four coming out
Me: wait is season three ending today and season four coming out tomorrow or just season four starting today
Boys: it’s coming out in literally ten minutes
One boy: wait you play fortnite?
Me:yes
Boy: are you good?
Me: no
Boy:ok