Front Porch Racism

Another phrase to describe the bigotry of low expectations; people who assume that another race needs to rely on them for support.

"Front Porch" to paint a picture of a slaveowner on their front porch feeling justified for "providing."

Example 1:
a: "If you don't prove extra help to this ethnic community, they will never be able to succeed on their own."
b: "That's front porch racism."

Example 2:
a: "I think Jojo might be a front porch racist. He always talks about how *insert race here* should get extra assistance from the government.

Cold Fronts

Slang for burnouts

The challenger is here, get ready for some cool car cold fronts

Front door

To be loyal or Stick with someone instead of betraying them The opposite or backdoor

Jake has been around,nice,and friendly for a long time im glad he went through the front door

Front Door

Similar to TYB. Except more harsh.

First created about a guy named Ebby

“Damn bro he just front doored you.”

Front Rumple

Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!

"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"

"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"

do you have a bush in your front lawn?

When you have a bush in your front lawn, it means you have lot's of hair in a certain place...;)

Boy:"Hey, do you have a bush in your front lawn?"
Girl:"Hell yea! I have a whole garden"

front twix

Penis. Dong. Johnson. Pud.

I asked her if she wanted the left or right twix. She said "Neither. I want the front twix tonight baby."