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fruit booter, pfffft. the worst sport in the history of life!
i used to fruit boot and i found it so easy i gave up and become a skateboard!!!
all u can do on blades is grinds, grabs and spins? u cant like flip your blades over or nuffin, its not cool!!
take up a real sport
skateboarder 1: man u see that fs flip down that 12 set
skateboarder 2: yeh man, ow mate look over at that balder
*shouts fruit*
skateboarder 1: haha i bet hes liek glued his feet to sum wheels and wears like curtains for trousers
skateboard 2: haha yeh skins, tight jeans for life
FRUIT BOOTER GET A NO NO FROM ME!
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crazy people. you know, the ones that stand on street corners wearing foil round their heads jabbering on that the government is intercepting their thoughts.
'thats the third time today that someone has thrown a cat at me. are the fruit loops on day release fromn the funny farm or something?'
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A male drinks many many pints of any type of fruit juice and then 'ejaculates', shooting out 'fruit'.
Female:Lets have sex
Male:Ok lets do a Fruit Shoot.
-awkward silence-
(minuites later)
* EXPLOSION OF COLOURS*
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Some manga or thing that everyone except me knows about.
Person: OMG kawaii i <3 t3h Fruits Basket!!!1!!!
Me: Hur?
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A man tells another man, " Dude I need a fruit snack wussup?"
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these words when used by twilight fans usually refers to the apple that Edward gives Bella and that same apple on the front of the book. this is said due to the beginning verse in the book 'But of the tree of knowledge of good and evil,
thou shalt not eat of it:
for in the day that thou eatest there of
thou shalt surely die.
Genesis 2:17'
girl one: whats your favorite fruit?
twinerd: the forbidden fruit.
girl one: ...what
Twinerd: you should read twilight.
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N- a single unit of fruit; a small peice of "the quality of fruit"
Jeremy Saffran is a fruit nugget
You little fruit nugget!
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