Iced Goat

when you give someone the goat, rub the lip of a smirnoff ice on your ballsac, and make them drink it while down on one knee

"big papi's coming." "dude, get the smirnoff ready so i can give him the iced goat!

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Hat Goat

A Goat that carries around an assortment of hats, attempting to distract potential Goat Peelers from their virtuous missions by offering the appeasement of a free hat in exchange for the omission of his skin, fur and gristle being forcefully removed from his haggard Goat body.

Hat Goat: "Excuse me sir...are you the uh.......Goat Peeler?"

Peeler: "Yes. I am the Peeler."

Hat Goat: "May I offer you one of my beautiful hats in exchange for my life?"

Peeler: "No. I've already got a hat. You're fucked."

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Walk the goat

1) v. An awkward phrase that can be used to confuse listeners and leave them thinking of the derogatory meaning for days.

2) v. A phrase that can be used to mean many questionable actions.

1) Paul: "I think I'm gonna go walk the goat."

Emily: "Ugh, you would."

2)Paul: "I totally walked the goat at Emily's graduation party."

Elizabeth: "Really? What was it like?"

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ninja goat

A fabled creature of untold ruthlessness, known only to the equally ruthless people of BeachUth

BeachUth was gonna get a ninja goat, but not...

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Goat's beard

A term taken from the highly historical and accurate series 'Vikings' referring to the female sex organ covered in foliage because presumably they didn't have handy razors way back when.... just big axes

''And the Earl who has nothing between his legs, but a goat's beard''

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GOAT

abbrv.
Abbreviation for:

G-aga
O-wned
A-lien
T-erritory

Term usually used by Lady Gaga fans a.k.a Little Monsters

I live in GOAT.

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foolish goat

A person who says something very silly.

Minhaj: Erin, is 1+1 3?
Erin: Oh Minhaj u foolish goat

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