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Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.

A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.

by ValhallaOccult March 06, 2025


Gooching

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds

I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.

by GoonerSynonyms February 04, 2025


Gooching

Gooching is the acting of having sexual intercourse with someones sister out of spite , revenge or malice

"Did you hear Tony was gooching , Dave ! "

by PapiUzbleck January 25, 2020


Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching

Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"

by urban worrior hero March 11, 2014


Gooching

A word that can be used interchangeably for either a positive or negative situation or effect.

For the past tense use: 'Gooched'

"I see 3 here; they've seen me oh sh*t! I'm getting gooched bad - help!"

"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"

"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"

by BigChad69 April 17, 2024


Gooching

The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.

If you ever get caught smoking weed, gooching the weed will prevent them from finding it.

by whamola99 March 02, 2020


Gooching

The act of a man master-baiting and ejaculating into the woman’s mouth without any physical contact. Typically used by abstinent Christians.

“Dude I am so gooching her tonight.”

by Eedyas October 14, 2023