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Nominally bisexual, but basically celibate. Often the stated sexual preference of middle-aged, increasingly tired-looking goths who want to seem as if they are sexually open and thus interesting/unusual in a desperate attempt to shore up their increasingly pathetic and laughable extended childhood.
Nah, he'd run a mile. He's just goth-gay. A stranger to the way of man-love, as he is to the soft warmth of a woman
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goth-A sweet stile were peolple dress in black and talk about dieing and pain
look @ marilyn manson he is so goth he farts out spiders.
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That which doesn't exist
Jim: Have you seen my dick?
Tim: Nope, It is like the Indian Goth
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A goth who does everything in moderation and makes daisy chains, and only has one friend.
Norm:Look over there, it's Alice!
Moron: Don't talk to her, she's a total eco-goth.
Norm: Shut up.
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Any heavy metal band.
pseudo goths are on the verge of becoming full fledged gay vampires
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A goth of the most vile and repulsive type. Portrayed well by Hearteater of wretched infamy. Known to be repulsive and absolutely dispicable in every possible way. Also adorned with enough metallic apparatus to be seriously concerned with large magnets and thunderstorms.
The Evil Goth ran to cover as the clouds gathered above him. Everyone cheered as Hearteater the Evil Goth was struck by bolt after bolt. Long did they suffer once he survived.
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Somewhere in between emo and goth. Often found outside or around Hot Topic.
There are two types of Neo-Goths. There's the more emo-oriented Neo-Goths, typically My Chemical Romance and Panic! At the Disco fans. They usually wear skinny jeans, pale face makeup, way too much black eye/lip makeup, and emo/pop-punk band shirts.
Then there's the other type, also known as mallgoths. They wear baggy black pants with way too many chains, baggy black band shirts, leather bracelets/chokers with spikes on them, and often have trashy looking dyed dreadlocks or a trashy looking dyed Mohawk. They typically listen to shitty nu-metal bands such as Slipknot and Korn, as well as Marilyn Manson and ICP.
Both types usually have shitty attitudes despite having nothing to be shitty about, they usually fake mental illnesses and alternate sexualities.
Very few Neo-Goths are actually cool, but if you find one, they can be entertaining to watch.
Both also like to use ridiculous sayings and catchphrases like "rawr xD" and "OMG so random lulzz"
Neo-Goth Girl 1: OMG RAWR XD I'm so lesbian omg, but I'd never kiss a girl, that's gross DX
Neo-Goth Girl 2: IM SO DEPRESSED D'X IM GONNA KMS
Neo-Goth Guy: rawrrrr xD
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