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crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).

“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”

by Lickity_slitickitty April 13, 2024


Steamin Hawking

The act of giving a blowjob when you are in a wheelchair

She rolled up on me in her chair, grabbed the front of my jeans and proceeded to give me the meanest steamin hawking i have ever gotten. that shit made my toes curl and i almost blacked out

by captstabbin July 21, 2024


Monroe-hawk

A beautifully curled and styled female mohawk, with a blonde top, and dark roots.

Jenny dyed her hair blonde and did it up in a monroe-hawk. It looks so good.

by whightknyte June 22, 2014


Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024


Dearborn hawk

A Dearborn hawk is a guido esque male typically in his teenage years that lives for attention. Consisting of tattoos, always showing off for the girls, driving like a complete moron in his car his dad barely can afford and spending long nights or “sahras” at hookah lounges, gas station parking lots, or in his other hawks friends garage playing 400 while also smoking hookah. Their language consists of Arabic and English mixed with derogatory terms and having to include wallah bro and on the Quran in every sentence.

he’s such a Dearborn hawk, he drove down ford road 5 times making sure to downshift right at the bp, he wore glasses while its 10pm and managed to have a hookah cup in his car.

by Beakedmoney May 1, 2024


hawking hunting

The action of looking for Steven Hawking or a smart with a mobile disability, specifically for an act of looking for a lover.

Hey Jenny, let's go hawking hunting I heard that dating a vegetable is good for you.

by Shia Leboof April 14, 2018


Trauma Hawk

Someone, or something that waits for traumatic events to then swoop in to reap the benefits of “helping” those in distress

P1: I only ever see Ana hang out with Michael after he’s had a hard day knowing he’s vulnerable

P2: it’s so gross how she does that, what a trauma Hawk

by ⲙⲁⲣⲓⲁ September 14, 2023