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a $200 tight jeans wearing, Vintage Nike dunks loving Dork, who only listens to Vice magazine approved "underground" bands that he's told to think is cool. A hipster douche can often times be found wearing his little sisters T-shirts and watching DVD's of The O.C, cause its "IRONIC" (Also known as an HD)
(GUY) - so what are you up to this weekend
(HD) - uuuggghhh, well i just picked up the season 3 box set of the O.C. , so I'll probably watch that with my girl, than check out the catpower show, theyre awesome!
(GUY) - Oh catpower?, what do they sound like
(HD) - don't know never heard them but they got a 7 out of 10 in VIce
(GUY)- Man, what a hipster douche
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Definitely not a criticism, describes a person who transcends multiple definitions and shows themselves to be urban-cool and in-touch with mainstream culture.
See that dude on the dance floor rocking it with all the ladies. He owns a Spice & Tea Shop. He's so hipster gay.
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The philosophy of hipsters that is only known by those that are hipsters. Either you know it or you don't.
Elijah not only knows, but lives by hipster philosophy.
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A person who belittles or shames someone's attempts at showing their support or compassion for a tragic world event because the event itself is too mainstream.
Tragedy hipster facebook post example: "Good work, all of you who changed your facebook pictures to a Frech Flag, what about the tragedy in Beirut? You are all horribly racist and ignorant and terrible people."
(Credit: Josh Zepps on the Joe Rogan podcast ep.726)
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When a hipster is so enraged about something not being trendy that they temporarily obtain the strength of a grown woman
Bro 1: Dude, that hipster looks like he could actually fight a little girl right now.
Bro 2: Yeah, he got a bad case of hipster rage when his favorite band got too mainstream.
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One who thinks their opinions really matter. Usually brainwashed and confirming to the non-conformists. Often on the dole as they believe they are too good to work. Also endorse piracy as they believe it is not theft.
Some hipster douchebags often drop the word douchebags since it may seem derogatory, they often forget that their whole attitude is derogatory.
Often confused with hipster(circa. 1940s) which was a semi-cool sub-culture relevant to change in that era. A change that brought equality to women's and African American literature and philosophy.
"Hon! I just heard a hipster douchebag say: 'I don't believe in conforming' and guess what he's even wearing that mass produced billabong shirt with those stupid converse canvas shoes! What a hipster douchebag!"
Look up on youtube: annoying hipster douchebag for further excellent examples.
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Someone who thinks they are totes cool for writing, drawing, and speaking of triangles. They wear vintage clothes and always brag about how "hipster" they are when they probably should go read the definitions of Hipster and get it through their mind that they arent hipsters, they try too hard, and they have it all wrong.
OH EM GEE TRIANGLES!
wow shes such a wannabe hipster !
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