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horn battle

A competition between two or more horns usually to see which is loudest. May take place between any types of horns, including car horns, truck horns, locomotive horns, ship horns, marching band horns, etc.

The marching band just had a horn battle with that train! I think it won!

by mamarley August 16, 2011


Fork In Horn

A fork in horn is the name for when a man gets spit-roasted, so named for the look created by the angle of the erect dick ‘forking’ off the body.

Friend 1: Did you hear what happened to Tyler this weekend?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude was bragging he was in a fork in horn!
Friend 1: Right?! I wonder if he was the fork?

by Truth&Knowledge May 24, 2021


Uni-Shark Horn Sword

The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.

You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!

by KA_TheLegend April 24, 2017


The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).

“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting

by I Zigger I September 19, 2013


Horning

Vigorously signaling sexual desire towards someone in a public setting

Did you see that chick totally Horning Nate over there?

by Oingo boingo danny May 19, 2021


Horning

When one rhino shoves their horn up another rhinos ass

I saw two rhinos horning in a nature documentary

by IMMAHUNGRYHIPPO December 9, 2019


Horning

The act of when one rhino shoves their horn up another rhino’s ass

Never watch Nat Geo Wild, I just saw two rhinos horning

by IMMAHUNGRYHIPPO December 10, 2019