Horses in the stable

When a person has a lot of niggas/ bitches in their phone.

HATER: YOU GET NO BITCHES
KOLBE : Nigga Please, I got Horses in the Stable

Hater: Where They At?
KOLBE: CHECK MY IPHONE 6S lil dicc faggot
KOLBE: THROWS HIS PHONE AT HATER
HATER: CATCHES PHONE

HATER: Oh Shit you weren't Lying
KOLBE: Told yo Bitch Ass

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horse doovers

What my uncultured cousin calls Hors d'Oeuvres

Guess how many time I mispronounced "Hors d'oeuvres" before I realized what it was.. smh I am not cultured. I literally called it horse doovers, and had no idea what it was until just now.

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horse fucked

fucked by a cock over 12 in

i was just horse fucked

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horse boner

When sitting in class becomes very exciting and you get an extremely big boner at the sight of the sexiest classmate.

Girl 1: "J.P totally gave me a horse boner in english class !"
Girl 2: "Omg the same thing happened to me in french today!"

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horse fetish

Having a sexual attraction to horses
Zac Lynn has a horse fetish
Anthony likes raping horses
Grant watches horse porn

fetish horse horse fetish

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horse cock

Any beverage in an aluminum can measuring 23.5 fl oz, or more, which can either fuck you, slam you, or otherwise black you out.

I drank all of my horse cock and woke up in the middle of a field completely naked.
OR
I drank so much last night and I woke up in a field this morning, man i was raped by a horse cock.

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Charlie Horse

a horse named Charlie, had his leg spazz out, so every time someones leg spazzed people called it a Charlie Horse. Charlie was the laughing stock so he became a rogue horse.

Rob Horse: "Woh Sarah your leg is spazzing out like crazy!"
Sarah Horse: Guess I've got a Charlie Horse."

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