Hug-jerk noun: 1. a form of over the pants handjob unseeable to anyone not involved in the hug! Perfect for family reunions, and baptisms.
2. Also a jerk who gives you a hug but it goes unreciprocated because he or she is punk bitch. Not to be confused with hung-jerk... like Cody Bustaloady
Dude 1:Woah. Bro. Did you see what she just did during that hug?
Dude 2: No?? Did she git at your nips??
Dude 1: Nah man she hug-jerked the shit outta my bologna roll! Love me a good Hug Jerk
Both dudes in sequence : high five! Noice!
the awkward phenomenon that occurs when saying bye to your friends' friend who you just met and not knowing whether to go in for the hug too or just the handshake.
After meeting/saying good bye to Mary, I went to give her a hug, she went for a handshake. We successfully completed a hug-shake.
A gaming strategy where a player closely follows someone so tight that their nuts are touching
We gotta nut hug to get the dub bois
The way an excellent, well produced Techno Beat feels when your on the dance floor.
A Techno Beat that wraps round you and makes you dance
When your in the middle of a Dance Floor, and along comes a proper viscious, poundin, Techno beat that wraps u up like a big Hug, a Techno Hug!!!!
Rubbing chests from side to side as a way to stay warm in the cooler.
I hope Paul and Paul 2 stay warm in the cooler today. Oh they'll be fine I saw them eskimo hugging.
A long hug between two close friends that's not as intimate as regular cuddling. Adding hug to cuddle makes it less intimate because you're specifying what you're doing.
I could really use a cuddle hug right now
A Chris Hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. May be confused with molestation.
"Oh my god Sammi, he gave me a Chris Hug and I felt like I was being seriously molested."
OR
"If he held that Chris Hug one more second, I was gonna knock him the fuck out!"