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The actual general of the NBA 2k virtual event known as Gold Rush. He shuts the show down every time. He even helped that kid N3on secure a gold suit.
Yo Ian Bitton is the actual General.
A gay as fuck emo guy who gets friendzoned a lot and has no friends.
He fat he red he bad
He a Fake ass harry potter fan
he Always sucking dubmbledores cokck and watching herry potr.
Ian: I just got friendzoned for the 3rd time
Me: Ur such an Ian Ray de Boom
He is sexy af in a snorlax onzie and will steel your heart in seconds he may hurt you but he is still the best and he is very cuddly and blushes a lot and low key is very fickable
If Ian was not taken I would date him Ian beck
Someone who receives a reward/goods/appreciation through the means of doing fuck all.
This lad did nothing in our group project and got all the credit for it. What an absolute Ian Botham!
Yeah, our cricket team won but i feel like a right Ian Botham since i did nothing.
Ian Wheeler is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He's tall (exactly 5'11.7) , sexy, kind, caring, hilarious, snuggly and a great boyfriend.
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
Zara: Ian Wheeler, will you marry me?