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A commonly used internet slang synonym for the "Rolls Royce" make of vehicle.
"Yea he pulled up in a Lols Royce"
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LOL DOLLS
Those really creepy dolls children get overjoyed over
Example
_child 1: 'today my mum got me a new lol doll, now I have 28639 LOL DOLLS'_
_child 2: 'OMGGGG so lucky I wish I had as much as you, I only have 28638 LOL DOLLS'_
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People who join clubs, go to conferences, and try out for various performances strictly for their resume, and it is so obvious that it is beyond funny. They do this to get into the more selective colleges to appear more well rounded than they are.
Sam:Hey Katie, what are you doing?
Katie: Nothing, just going to Student council then SADD club then I'm going to a Music performance I signed up for.
Sam: But you hate talking in front of people, you do cocaine, and you hate singing.
Katie: *LOL at resume*
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A term to degrade someone, who pretends to have a shako, but doesnt.
Guy: ME HAB SHAKO :)
M0zart: FAKE, LOL
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When the negative effects of ones actions obviously outweigh the positive, but one follows through with it "For the Lols."
Saying, "Do It For The Lols," can also be used as an incentive to encourage a friend to do something they regularly wouldn't.
Person A: Dude, last night I was out of shaving cream, but I shaved my balls anyway.
Person B: Why in hell would you do that?
Person A: I Do It For The Lols.
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The really delayed lol that people add to the end of a sentence when trying to cover their ass cause they just did something regrettable online.
The safety LOL often fails and is therefore usually followed by a JK
Guy: Hey, hot online girl wanna hang out sometime, just a little one on one time?
Hot Online Girl: ...
Guy: ... LOL, just kidding
Hot Online Girl: Nice safety lol. I almost thought you were joking for a moment, jerk *block guy*
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Synergy of food-based lol-slang when one constituent alone will not suffice. The meal's courses may be stated after the umbrella term is used to provide further detail and emphasise the lolness. Used in exceptionally hilarious circumstances only.
Charles: Get this, I managed to buy some REALLY nice chocolate in the pharmacy when I was picking up my prescription, earlier. Who'd have thought they'd sell unhealthy shit in there, eh? I've eaten a whole fucking bar of the stuff, it's great.
Timothy: What brand was it?
Charles: Er...'Choco-Lax'.
Timothy: BIG FAT LOL MEAL WITH EXTRA ROFL WAFFLES & A 32oz LMAONADE.
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