Labiba Salsabil Yashna!
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Teacher's Pet is very hyper today
Aka. P.I.R.P.; When an individual is romantically attracted to people regardless of whether or not they want and or have pets
Jenise is romantically attracted to other people regardless of whether or not they have pets. She has a pet irrelevant romantic preference.
To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
quick claim to fame; the next new trend; the next bonanza; your 15 minutes of fame, if you're pedestrian.
She's always thinking of ways to come up with the next pet rock.
Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.
A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.
Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.