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A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.
If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.
A word for the wonderful plant salvia or the process of smoking said plant.
Worker1: "Haha, I bought the best christmas tree ever"
Worker2: "Sweet. Can I come over and 'help you decorate it?'"
Boss: "What's that you're talking about doing?"
Workers: "Nothing sir. Just putting up a christmas tree..."
When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds to excreting on his or her partners face.
"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Christmas Caking"
When a man ejaculates into his partners nose and has them sneeze it back out at them.
Lolzords, you have white speckles all over your jumper.
Did you have a white christmas?
Dirty git.
When you and a friend are tagging the same broad (one in front, one behind) and you high five each other.
"We totally christmas tree'd that chick last night, eh?"
When a man has lesbian sex with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.
She said she was bi but I don't believe her, because all she ever wanted was a Scottish Christmas
The Eve of Christmas Eve, December 23. Two Eves make an Adam.
I can't stay out tonight, I need to see family for Christmas Adam.