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Nascar driver, also see cheater.
Jimmy Johnson is a cheater
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Pet name for a nighttime erection that will in no way
subside on it's own.
Turgidity that's a 14 on a scale of 1-10.
Hank: Shit ,I got no fuckin sleep last night.
Frank: Why, bad dreams,.. nightmares?
Hank: Worse, a Midnight Johnson.
Frank: WTF is a Midnight Johnson?
Hank: It's an erection so intense, that there isn't enough
skin left to close your eyes!
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a slicked back 80's haircut either teamed up with a mint green suit jacket w/ rolled up sleeves, a flesh toned shirt or loafers with out socks i.e. the worst or best part of the 80's
my gym teacher was trying to pull off a don johnson but after a month or so he realized he looked like a douche
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The name given by a male to a penis that a woman fantasizes about.
Gina couldn't stop from having a wet dream thinking about Magic Johnson.
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the most amazingly sweet guy who although may not be the cutest he has an amazing smile that lights up the room and dark brown eyes that are very tender. He doesn't care what people think because he knows who he is.
Girl one: Who is that!?"
Girl two: Oh him? Thats my boifriend.
Girl one: I bet his name is Cade Johnson.
Girl two: How'd you know!
Girl one: Just look at him sista
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aka Gladass Buttram. Any woman who LOVES to take it in the ass.
Pat LOVES to take it in the ass! She is certainly a "Gladass Johnson"!
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Fisting someone in the ass, then wiping your hand across their face, leaving a dark smear reminiscent of the Don Johnson perma-5-o'clock shadow from Miami Vice.
I can't believe she was so drunk she let me Don Johnson her!
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