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Juan Jose Lopez

Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.

Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez

by Jaydasbsf March 9, 2024


Jose Demetrius Darquavion

Jose Demetrius Darquavion is a border hoping tequila drinking taco eating man

He has a massive PP at the length of 2,5 inchs
Jose Demetrius Darquavion has slept with your mother, your sister, your father, your brother, your uncle, your auntie, your cousins
Don't disrespect THE Jose Demetrius Darquavion

Jose Demetrius Darquavion is Soooooooooo Hot

by JoseTheGoofyMan April 6, 2023


Juan Jose Lugo

A wise man from Mexico who moves to the United States of America to make women and men fall in love with him. This man typically will have a bald head, mustache, and a big dick that he uses as a weapon.

Damn, that Juan Jose Lugo guy....sure got my azz sprung..

I thought I was going to spend the weekend with that Juan Jose Lugo, that nigga had me in lock for 2 years.

by FKN_Lii October 21, 2022


jose moment

When you feel depressed like Jose aka gwsrevival

I'm feeling so depressed, I think I'm having a jose moment.

by stantwitterdefinitions June 7, 2022


Marlee's Jose

A twink, usually Mexican.

"Marlee's Jose is a total twink and she is in denial"

by Jesse M! January 31, 2022


Jose Antonio

Doesn’t love esther more , esther loves HIM more.

Jose Antonio: I love you more
Esther: no I love you more😙

by ILOVEJ.A November 20, 2021


Jose Pinetree

Jose Pinetree is a human-being which acts and dresses like a leprechaun. They are usually a bit blind, and enjoy frittata.

Ha! They look like a Jose Pinetree!

by never gonna' give you up March 19, 2022