Juicy Julie

"Juicy Julie" is the opponent to the general humanistic ideal of aesthetic beauty. The alpha female's name is created under the sensually manipulated illusion of an extremely juicy, mighty and powerful goddess of heavenly gifts and naughty nature with one hell of a fat and bountiful bottom like the best sort of feast.

"O Mirror, Mirror! On the Wall, Who is the Juiciest of Them All?!" asks Plastic Bottom Nicki Minaj and Brazing Bottom Kim Kardashian, both confident in the anticipation of the Mirror's reply.
"JUICY JULIE! She is the Juiciest of Them ALL!" The Mirror roars as an unquiet horror falls upon the big, fat booties of the room; one of whom had broke the internet and the other who teased an anaconda. They had sacrificed so much for the size of their bums...

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July 1st

Raini Rodriguez's birthday.

A.K.A. The best day ever

Person: "Hey, it's JULY 1ST. Anything special today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's the best day ever! It's our skinny legend's birthday."

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July 26th

July 26th is national exchange nudes with James day. If you didn’t yesterday like you were supposed to- you have to today . *James girlfriend only,* as he doesn’t want any nudes but hers!

Today is July 26th...perfect day for James and his girlfriend to exchange nudes!

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July 21st

The day where you talk to your girlfriend/boyfriend all day

Mark:hey Sam do you want to come over and play one the ps4
Sam: nah bro it’s July 21st
Mark:so?
Sam: it means I got to talk to my girlfriend all day today

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july 19

the best person bday ever. KARL JACOBS BDAY. like if your lady is july 19, u are very swag cause u share a bday with the one and only karl jacobs

“omg ur bday is july 19, ur very swag”
shut your mom
shut ur entire mom
ur entire mom is shut
omg ur dogwater
ur wieners built like a tic tac

karls bdayyy

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july 27

Its the day of wearing tight leggings. And showing off that ass

P1. What day is it?

P2. Oh i think it is july 27, why do you ask?
01. I forgot to show off my booty

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July 22

start a fight with your friend. Bring up things that they hate and roast them to see what they say and that’s hows they truly feel about you. then say it was a prank and screenshot this and send it or them and watch them start saying they didn’t mean any of it

You’re so ugly. Sike it’s July 22 Start A Fight With Your Friend day

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