Jump The Snake

When something that was hyped to be great turns out to be mediocre, especially when you really should have known better in the first place.

This differs from jump the shark because it refers to something that was never good to begin with, versus something that was good and went bad.

Snakes on a Plane the movie is the example that inspired this phrase.

Jump the snake:

You can't say that Josh's blog jumped the snake, because it was so darn good until the last two posts. Then he got preachy, and the magic died. I weep for my loss.

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jump hump

The process used by short people to engage in sex with normal sized individuals.

Rick was having trouble consummating his marriage with his wife so Kenny told him to give it his best jump hump.

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jump off

A sorostitute known to jump from being a frat rat for one fraternity, to another, and another, etc.

Random Pike: Dude is that Kelly chick hanging out with Tekes now?
Random Teke: Yeah bro, she's being passed around the chapter.
Random Pike: Just last month she was at our formal... What a jump off!!

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Jump the Lilipad

To hook up or french kiss or kiss with your tongue

Last night me and Brandy jJump the Lilipad.

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Jump On The Bandwagon

A phrase used to get someone to join you on an adventure or event.

Shelley: everyone is coming home but me!!

Me: jump on the bandwagon!

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jump the curb

The act of literally jumping a car over a curb, usually done under one of two instances:

1. A drunk driver wiping out

or

2. Someone is intending to hit someone

The second condition happens more in video games than in real life, and the phrase was often heard back in the mid-90's by players of Twisted Metal. It can be heard more now by GTA players, as the shouting of "jump the curb!" at the player is an encouragement to run over pedestrians.

1. The drunk man tried to flee to cops, only to jump the curb.

2. "Hit 'em, hit 'em! Jump the curb! Smash!!!"

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jump shot

When you jump while in the process of masturbating to blow a fat load all over his roomates lofted bed.

Tony blew a wicked awesome jump shot all over Johnnys bed

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