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A tall red headed middle aged woman with a massive gaping camel toe in tight yoga pants that smells of rotting asshole and dead fish, she also has twangy rat nips that point in the direction of cock,
Dude, camel toe Kelly is smelling fucking rank today.
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Kelly Rowland was flat af before breast implants. Instead of telling people how flat they are, tell them that they are a Kelly Rowland.
Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.
Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.
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The hottest man alive.
1:Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?
2: Yes! He is the hottest man alive
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1) when your mind is telling you yes, but your body is telling you no
2) when a middle aged woman holds the power in a relationship with a male teenager and uses that power dynamic to Engage in the act of urinating on said teenage boy during a sexual encounter.
1) mountain biker to another mountain biker “sorry to hold you up, I went full reverse R Kelly on that last hill climb”
2) self explanatory
The alternate universe counterpart of R. Kelly where he becomes a pirate and eats your dad instead of becoming your dad and eating a pirate.
Robert "ARR" Kelly is still at large after all this time, and is showing no signs of slowing down.
When a seller overvalues their vehicle in comparison to Kelly Blue Book
James Kelly Blue Balled me when he priced his car $5,000 above market value.