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annoyingly in love with tom cruise. insists on eating his face in every public place. obsessed with scientology..whatever that is.
katie holmes: "yes we are in love, i love him so much etc etc etc"
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Person 1: Wow, Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel look exactly the same.
Person 2: Yes they do, except that Zooey Deschanel is actually a genuinely talented singer, actress and model who doesnt need to dress and behave like a slut to achieve fame and popularity. Unlike a certain Katy Perry.
Person 1: Lol, yeah.
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the art of being incredibly promiscuous, or slutty yet doing so by going beyond the limits of most girls. I.E., wearing a decorative bra to a party, a skirt that actually shows your butt, and maybe even a rainbow colored wig.
Mary: "O.M.G., what the hell is Jamie wearing? She looks like a slut, yet ten times crazier!"
Dustin: "That is one sweet get-up. Now that's what i call doing the Katy perry! I'm gonna go over to her, catch ya later Mary."
Mary: "Wait Dustin! I thought we were here together, as a couple!"
Dustin: "We were, but you're not the one with bedazzled pasties are you?"
Mary: "WHAT?! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT IN A GIRL?
Dustin: "Bye Mary.
Hey Jamie, love the outfit..."
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A talentless, homophobic, bulimic turd.
When I first heard Katy Perry's song "I Kissed a Girl," I figured she was a life-long dedicated smoker. After seeing her live on TV at New Years 2009, she just turned out to be a shitty singer with terrible lyrics who used studio editing to make her records sell and not sound off-key. She was pretty hot, but then I noticed this giant bra strap showing from beneath her thin shirt, connoting fake tits were afoot, and by circumstantial evidence, it is possible that she throws up to stay skinny.
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The term given to any fantastic night of passion spent with a female of incredible, goddess-like beauty and skill.
Can also be used to define a night spent sleeping on the sofa by command of the aforementioned female due to what is commonly known as "male misbehaviour"; has been linked to sarcasm, insults, or male comrardery.
1. Last night was amazing! It was such a Katie night!
2. Dude that beer you spilt on the carpet while watching the game last night totally got me a Katie night!
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a malibu barbie doll who sings PJ harvey lyrics- (quote)Courtney Love
one of my favorite lyricists.
esp. the song "lemon".
she can play guitar so i say loose one guitar player in her band.
NOT AVRIL!!! ugh i hate when people compare...atleast not avril...theyre on a different level(katy is on top)!!
i cant throw up i dont think i even wanna try. - lemon
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A very ugly child who is a pussy and has no personatlity
omg jim you are being such a katie duffy not humping off the diving board bitch