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An act of masturbation where you use large amounts of super glue as lubricant and inadvertantly get yourself stuck to the floor (or wherever you're sitting).
Can involve a partner.
I think I just caught Matt Kentucky Sticky Flooring it in the bathroom.
When you shit in your sock then put it on.
Johnny had cold feet so he made a kentucky foot warmer.
The act of tightly tying a cord of some fashion (nylon, twine, hemp, etc.) around the shaft of one's penis. The other end of the cord is tied around an object, preferably quite heavy.
The individual then spins in either direction as fast as he can manage, making the weight come up in the air as he does. This continues until the man finally attains climax, and splooges all over the surrounding area.
Often used as both a workout and a way to sabotage precious space.
Guy 1: "Dude did you hear about how well I pulled off that Kentucky Cum Copter the other day?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... Your tic tac dick could only hold ten pounds, I was doing 45's the other day!"
"I'm going to Kentucky Cum Copter the crap out of your guys' room when you're not looking!"
"I'm a little bi-curious, so I like to Kentucky Cum Copter in the showers barefoot"
When a couple is having anal sex and the bottom runs off with the top still inside of them
We were going strong until she did the Kentucky tractor pull.
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When you take your testicles and pull them out over your belt. Just your testicles. Friends trick other friends by making them look at a kentucky Belt Buckle.
Hey, I got this new belt buckle. Check it out!" "Aw! Gross! You got me with with Ol' Kentucky Belt Buckle trick!"
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Eating a bucket of KFC while receiving a Blumpkin.
Being the model of efficiency, Heather decided to give him a Kentucky Fried Blumpkin, thereby killing 3 birds with one stone... Food, sex and shat.
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Two shots of Wild Turkey 101, taken back to back in an effort to make you fall asleep at night.
I was having trouble falling asleep last night, so I took a Kentucky Sleeping Pill. It burned like hell, but I was out in 30.
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